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Aug 4 '13
Today, Matt Garza started on the mound for the Texas Rangers against the Oakland Athletics. Garza has had problems fielding in the past. The A’s took advantage of his fielding “skills” and bunted as often as they could, forcing him to come off the mound and throw to first. In the 7th inning, Oakland’s Eric Sogard bunted, scoring Alberto Callaspo from third base.
Matt Garza was furious. He was seen shouting some choice slurs at Sogard. Later, when Oakland relief pitcher Ryan Cook had some problem with the pitching mound that the grounds crew came out and fixed, Garza was shown shouting “That’s bullshit!” from the dugout. The Fox Sports announcers claimed that the slurs Garza was seen slinging earlier were, in fact, directed towards the mound. But Garza was determined to give Sogard shit.

Credit to @Lana
This is Matt Garza harassing Kaycee and Eric Sogard with his protected twitter account. His misogyny and mutilation of the English language prove that Matt Garza turns into a petulant baby when reminded of the fact that he can’t throw to first base. In light of that, let’s all have a moment of remembrance for some classic Garza moments: 

Today, Matt Garza started on the mound for the Texas Rangers against the Oakland Athletics. Garza has had problems fielding in the past. The A’s took advantage of his fielding “skills” and bunted as often as they could, forcing him to come off the mound and throw to first. In the 7th inning, Oakland’s Eric Sogard bunted, scoring Alberto Callaspo from third base.

Matt Garza was furious. He was seen shouting some choice slurs at Sogard. Later, when Oakland relief pitcher Ryan Cook had some problem with the pitching mound that the grounds crew came out and fixed, Garza was shown shouting “That’s bullshit!” from the dugout. The Fox Sports announcers claimed that the slurs Garza was seen slinging earlier were, in fact, directed towards the mound. But Garza was determined to give Sogard shit.

Credit goes to @Lana

Credit to @Lana

This is Matt Garza harassing Kaycee and Eric Sogard with his protected twitter account. His misogyny and mutilation of the English language prove that Matt Garza turns into a petulant baby when reminded of the fact that he can’t throw to first base. In light of that, let’s all have a moment of remembrance for some classic Garza moments: 

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  1. jurumeh reblogged this from catherinebythackeray
  2. abaseballandadream reblogged this from greencollarbaseball and added:
    Matt Garza… the latest pro athlete to display a startling lack of humility and class.
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    La-hoo…za-her
  5. justcallmekoko reblogged this from greencollarbaseball and added:
    Nerd Power.
  6. fcrua reblogged this from greencollarbaseball and added:
    Win like a man… Lose like a man… Mr. Garza has a lot of growing up to do…
  7. mattjzimmer reblogged this from catherinebythackeray and added:
    Hahahaha. Haha hahaaa!!
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    Some excellent gifs to accompany Garza’s pathetic display of sour grapes.
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